blizzards make me happy

In case the rest of you cursed the snowstorm that is still going on outside...

Just wanted you to know, spring snow makes me smile.

{really, blizzards of any sort make me happy, including the kind from Dairy Queen. Yes please.}

luck o' the italian

I completely forgot about St. Patrick's Day. Not until I just googled something at work and I saw this little reminder did I realize.

Suffice it to say I did not wear green today. My hope is this: given that I'm not in junior high any more, I will manage to get through the day without getting called out for it. I can't think of anything more annoying than getting pinched.

nutmeg

"Nutmeg sat stoically atop the cushions. Yet her internal dialogue was a cacophony of discordant thoughts, mostly centered on the absurdity of the double Nelson clocks."

{and a special thanks to Mike Metcalf for alerting me to the existence of this site full of dull yet somehow thrilling mockery}

sometimes

Sometimes my sense of humor offends people.
And sometimes I'm sorry.
This is one of those times.