Wednesday, March 31, 2010

blizzards make me happy

In case the rest of you cursed the snowstorm that is still going on outside...
Just wanted you to know, spring snow makes me smile.
{really, blizzards of any sort make me happy, including the kind from Dairy Queen. Yes please.}

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

luck o' the italian

I completely forgot about St. Patrick's Day. Not until I just googled something at work and I saw this little reminder did I realize.

Suffice it to say I did not wear green today. My hope is this: given that I'm not in junior high any more, I will manage to get through the day without getting called out for it. I can't think of anything more annoying than getting pinched.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010


"Nutmeg sat stoically atop the cushions. Yet her internal dialogue was a cacophony of discordant thoughts, mostly centered on the absurdity of the double Nelson clocks."

{and a special thanks to Mike Metcalf for alerting me to the existence of this site full of dull yet somehow thrilling mockery}

Friday, March 5, 2010


Sometimes my sense of humor offends people.
And sometimes I'm sorry.
This is one of those times.