I'm currently suffering from 3 papercuts and a sliver. I can only assume none of you have heard about this yet, which is the only logical explanation for the lack of sympathy I've received.
Did you go the emergency room? I mean you work in a hospital; there has got to be soemthing they can do? Do you think you will need surgery? Those darn slivers & paper cuts, I tell you!
I hope you have a wonderful day regardless of the excruciating pain.
Consider this an electronic band-aid...there, there. I'll be right back with the electronic neosporin, we don't want any nonsocomial infections festering.
"Why don't you give me a nice, big paper cut, then pour lemon juice on it!" I've been dying to use that line from "The Princess Bride" all day...thanks for the opportunity! (And I am sorry you have ow-ies.)
Ok you crack me up! I'm so so sorry for the pain you must be in!
ReplyDeleteI'll send flowers--ones without thorns. :)
ReplyDeleteDid you go the emergency room? I mean you work in a hospital; there has got to be soemthing they can do? Do you think you will need surgery? Those darn slivers & paper cuts, I tell you!
ReplyDeleteI hope you have a wonderful day regardless of the excruciating pain.
Consider this an electronic band-aid...there, there. I'll be right back with the electronic neosporin, we don't want any nonsocomial infections festering.
ReplyDeleteNosocomial infections are the worst.
ReplyDelete"Why don't you give me a nice, big paper cut, then pour lemon juice on it!"
ReplyDeleteI've been dying to use that line from "The Princess Bride" all day...thanks for the opportunity!
(And I am sorry you have ow-ies.)